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Sour Fruit

As for disappointing others, I should not so much mind,
but I can't abide to disappoint myself.
She Stoops To Conquer
Oliver Goldsmith

 

    ONE EVENING, an alarming incident took place, and the town could talk of nothing else for two whole days, before lapsing again into contemplation of the obsessive question: "Shall I survive all this?" A sensational rape had taken place. A poor Bengalee widow had been ravished by a jawan! "We knew it was coming, and now the danger has arrived!" The town was very disturbed.
    It all started innocently enough, as such incidents sometimes do - a lonely woman, normal and healthy, panting for sex. Contrary to popular belief, many women, if put on oath, would probably admit that they throughly enjoyed the experience! Never again will they relish tame gymnastics on their legitimate beds. Their poor husbands will find but weak response from those who on honey dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of paradise!
    Afroza was a twenty-three year old Bengalee woman, married to a thirty-year old non-Bengalee man. Before the civil war, her husband had established a small bakery, and was quite happy in a modest kind of way. But like all those people who think that life is incomplete without a wife, a day came when he relished that a lonely bed was no bed at all - even if enlivened by a temporary occupant occasionally. So he decided that the time had come for him to surrender to the whims and vagaries of matrimony. Brokers were approached (he had no near relatives in East Pakistan), cautious feelers put out, negotiations initiated.
    Afroza was not a beautiful woman - slightly pretty, yes, but if beauty was at all to be taken into consideration, then it resided in the fact that her father was very well off by town standards, being what is described as a "civil contractor", a breed of businessmen who offer their services for the construction of buildings, culverts, and such like ornaments, and make enormous profits. To be a contractor in this part of the world is the ambition of most ignorant, industrious, scheming, intriguing, throat cutting entrepreneurs, and Afroza's father was a very good example of the species.
    Formalities followed their due course, and finally the marriage was accomplished. The food at the wedding banquet was declared by all those invited, and all those who went uninvited, to be ample and delicious. The guests were over a hundred in number, and most of them were in fact guests of the bride's father, who bore the entire expenses for the feast. This expenditure was fully justified. As we shall see.
    Now the husband, Ahmed by name, had only one really close friend: a tailor. They had been at school together, and this friend had been the principal negotiator of the marriage contract. It was he who had discovered that Afroza was on the 'immediate' marriage market, and had encouraged Ahmed to seek her hand. It had not exactly required much force to precipitate Ahmed into such a fortunate dream-match!
    Early in the morning, after the exercises of the nuptial night, it was to this friend that Ahmed went in great agony of mind, hair disheveled, pants not properly buttoned, an expression of deep anguish on his pale face, and despondency in his heart.
    "Brother Moti, Brother Moti, open the door!" Ahmed wailed, banging with impatient fists. And when the door was opened by the sleepy tailor, Ahmed fell across the threshold into his arms, and began weeping.
    "For the sake of Allah, what is the Mater? Calm down, or you will frighten the children. Now come outside and tell me what this is all about."
    They went outside, and Ahmed lit a cigarette with shaking hands.
    "She has only one breast!" he said, in what is sometimes described as a choked voice. "And, and... she suffers from such bad breath that... O what have you done to me! Why wasn't her father honest about it all? Now I realize why he agreed to have me as a son-in-law. I should have suspected something. What shall I do? I cannot divorce her so soon after the wedding. Her father is rich, and therefore powerful. And what about the dowry? I should have to sell the shop." His renewed sobbing was pitiful.
    From that day onwards, Ahmed's life was a misery. He began feeding Afroza pan on every possible occasion, particularly before retiring for the night. Lonely bed indeed! O how he longed for the freedom which he had so stupidly cast away. His misery was so great that he even toyed with the idea of putting poison in Afroza's pan! But, alas, to complicate matters, Afroza declared that she did not like the taste of it anymore, and insisted on giving it up.
    "Why?"
    "It interferes with my digestion."
    "But Afroza, my sweet, it's supposed to be good for digestion."
    "I don't know about other people, but it's no good for mine."
    And that was that.
    Not long afterwards, the civil war began, and soon thereafter the Pakistan army occupied the town. This was Ahmed's chance. At last! He immediately 'joined' the army, as a senior Razakar. Naturally this exposed him to some amount of danger, but such was his aversion to Afroza that death held no fears for him. His few friends wondered why he had voluntarily chosen this course. Only Moti the tailor knew the real reason. It was obvious to him that Ahmed preferred death to Afroza's breath! It might be worth noting that, in the Orient at any rate, those who suffer from halitosis are usually blissfully unaware of the fact, and besides, it's a very delicate matter to discuss, however intimate one might be with the sufferer.
    So Afroza began to live alone in Ahmed's house. Her father provided her with means of support against Ahmed's return, when he would claim reimbursement with interest. His was a good business brain. She had a girl servant of sixteen years to help her with the daily domestic chores. As Ahmed made no effort whatsoever to communicate with her, she gradually came to the conclusion that he was dead, and she a widow.

    * * * * *

    It chanced one morning that some non-Bengalee youths, and a stalwart young jawan, were passing by Ahmed's house, on the small verandah of which Afroza sat, peeling mangoes, to make pickle. She looked up, and exclaimed:
    "Hello Anwar! Where are you all going? Come over here please."
    Anwar, who was acquainted with her husband, promptly came up and asked:
    "What is it Begum Saab?"
    "It's such a sultry day, why not bring your friends in and I shall offer them some of these delicious mangoes? After all, I'm alone, and can't eat them all myself!"
    Anwar conferred with his friends, and presently they were all somehow seated on the verandah, gorging themselves on the fruit, whilst Afroza feasted her eyes on the jawan, and gave him mango after mango, together with furtive seductive smiles. Before they departed, she pressed them to come again soon.
    About a fortnight later, the jawan came to Ahmed's house in the evening - alone.
    Afroza was in a panic, because she had spent the afternoon cleaning out the place, and hence was a trifle grubby. She told the girl-servant to put the jawan in the 'spare room', in which there was only one chair.
    "Give him a cup of tea, and then run out and buy a packet of the best cigarettes." And then, as an important afterthought, she added: "Also bring some pan." Afroza had shed her illusions.
    Then she went into the bathroom at the back of the house, bathed as noiselessly as she could, powdered and scented herself, wound herself in her best saree, and made a dramatic entrance.
    The jawan gazed at her, stupefied. What a prize for his enforced abstinence all these months! What a desirable woman! What a supreme example of Bengal's fabulous feminine beauty! What black glistening hair! What promising hips! What...
    Afroza's Urdu was suddenly fluent.
    "Since my husband left for the front, most of the rooms are empty." Afroza was a great strategist. "I have been cleaning out the house. Shall we go into my bedroom? It's the only comfortable place at present."
    The jawan dumbly followed her. The servant-girl came in with pan and a packet of cigarettes, placed them before her mistress, and retired to the kitchen, giggling. What a story she would have to tell the neighbourhood!
    About thirty minutes later, what is known as an unearthly scream shattered the silence, and the servant-girl almost fainted with fear. And by one of those strange coincidences, the youthful friends of the jawan had decided to call on Afroza, casually and innocently, in search of more delicious mangoes, and of course her very attractive company. Evenings in the town were a little boring, what with the fear of "incidents" in the form of explosions, and subsequent curfews.
    They heard the unearthly scream, and rushed inside, almost colliding with the jawan who seemed to be attempting to escape from the devil! They grabbed him.
    "What has happened?" They asked together.
    And now Afroza appeared on the scene, saree almost undone, hair disheveled, trembling and gasping with rage.
    "That monster! Beat him, beat him! Came here for mangoes indeed! You know what be tired to do to me? Rape me, rape me!"
    The youths tightened their hold on the poor quaking jawan, pulling him inside the house.
    "We took you to be our friend, and honourable soldier, and thus have you abused our friendship, and this simple lady's hospitality!"
    "But you do not understand," the jawan protested. "It is not I who..."
    But the youths were in no mood to hear his explanations. They dragged him out and said: "We are not going to beat you, as you well deserve. We are taking you to Major Iqbal. Come along. Quick march."
    In the meantime, the story flashed through the town, and wives declared to husbands: "This is the finish. Our daughters shall not be allowed out at all, not even in broad daylight!"

    * * * * *

    After the youths had departed, Major Iqbal looked at the shaken jawan. He liked the soldier, and had thought of making him his batman.
    "Hameed, why on earth did you do such a stupid thing? You know how risky it is with these Bengalee women. And now you have started something which may well become difficult to control. Do you realize, this is the first reported rape attempt in the town!"
    "I did not attempt to rape her, Sir. She wanted me, almost forced me, to oblige her."
    "And did you oblige her? The truth now."
    "No."
    "And why, you healthy sex-starved soldier, did you not oblige her?"
    "She not only had one breast, Major Sahib, her breath... it was like standing in front of a butcher's stall!"
    "My God! You poor chap. However, I shall have to court-martial you. Must set an example, and restore confidence in the citizens. The Peace Committed will be badgering the Commander over this. Don't worry, I'll only send you to another sector. And if you find yourself in a similar situation in the future, young man, feel, feel, before you take the plunge! And as for bad breath - use a gag, if you must!"
    "Yes, Major Sahib. And may Allah have mercy on her poor husband, if he ever returns."

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